Woman pulls up dressing gown – has a poo – then boyfriend smells her hand

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go… right?
Well, that’s apparently the motto of this woman, who had a poo in a car park whilst her boyfriend lay on the grass nearby.

A very romantic date, we’re sure you’ll agree.
The lady, thought to be in her 30s, pulled up her dressing gown, squatted and used the grass next to a B&M store as a toilet. She then returned to her boyfriend, who smelled her hand.
A 45-year-old woman, who was nearby, could not believe her eyes. The mother-of-three, who did not want to be named, said: ‘The woman walked over to the tree and pulled her dressing gown up to go to the toilet.
‘I had to take a picture because no-one would have believed me. I was nearly sick: she pulled up her dressing gown and did a poo.
‘You can get fined if you let your dog do it, but here she was in broad daylight.’
The woman, from Writtle, Essex, added: ‘She let the flaps on her dressing gown drop back down and walked over to her boyfriend who smelt her hand.
‘People stuck in traffic going up to the Army & Navy roundabout would have been able to see her cheeks.
‘It’s disgusting and unbelievable, I’d have had to have said something to her if I had my daughters there.’
It is understood none of the staff at B&M off Parkway in Chelmsford, Essex, witnessed the incident. The police were not called.