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Organ Molly (Usama Alshaibi, 2008)

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nI just watched Molly Plunk lounge irregularly on a mattress to organ music.
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nORGAN is an HOMONYM

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nMolly has organs but they’re inside her body for the duration of this film.
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nJust in case her skin fails to prevent her organs from spilling out, she has in·gen·ious·ly chosen to encase her lower half in multiple pairs of pantyhose.

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nQuirky fun-fact: Whenever I used to type the word “pantyhose,” a wave of perversion would wash over my aura like a shame-soaked tsunami. But nowadays I can type “pantyhose” with a buttery ease.
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nIsn’t that interesting?
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n(It’s on the cusp of being interesting. Meaning, it’s sort of interesting)

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nAnyway, Molly seems to be having fun… you know, with the semi-naked writhing and all.
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nIt’s like a peep show loop from 1969/1970. But with delusions of artfulness.

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nWord on the street is that Molly was paid in burritos to be in this film.
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nOne burrito at the beginning of filming, another burrito upon completion.   

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nTruth be told, I spent the bulk of the film trying to imagine how severe Molly’s future hysterectomy scar is going to be.

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