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Well,nit just makes sense.
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nOnna day when so many go door to door, knocking or ringing the bell in ansearch for some Halloween candy, why not celebrate knock-knock jokes?
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nHerenare a few:
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nKnock,nknock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe take mentrick-or-treating?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe take mentrick-or-treating?
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Knock,nknock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock,nknock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock,nknock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orangenyou glad I didn’t say banana!
Knock,nknockWho’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock,nknock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock,nknock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orangenyou glad I didn’t say banana!
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nKnock,nknock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henriettanworm that was in his apple.
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Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henriettanworm that was in his apple.
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nKnock,nknock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
KingnTut-key fried chicken!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
KingnTut-key fried chicken!
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nKnock-knocknjokes are puns – jokes that take advantage of the fact that therenare words that sound like other words but that have differentnmeanings. To be perfectly honest, knock-knock jokes are usually badnpuns! n
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nChecknout the short history of the knock-knock joke here.
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nAlsonon this date:
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Beggars’ Nightn
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nHalloween as a worldwide “plague”
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nSamhain
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nHalloweenn(All Hallows’ Eve)
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nPlannahead:
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