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nAnpun is a joke that relies on wordplay – words that sound the samenbut are spelled differently (homonyms), words that have more than onenmeaning, or idioms (phrases that are not literal).
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nFornsome reason, puns are often treated as a lower grade of humor thannother jokes, and people often groan when they hear them. But today wenelevate and celebrate the lowly pun!
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nHerenare some puns to get you started:
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- Anman drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how thenMercedes bends.
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- Policenwere called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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- Incouldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually itncame back to me.
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- Shownme a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
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- Tonwrite with a broken pencil is pointless.
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- Ansmall boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When hisngrandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No changenyet.’
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- Timenflies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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| Don’t you hate when your mouse gets caught in a trap? |
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nMake,ncreate, enjoy…
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nCannyou write your own pun?
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nHownabout making an illustrated pun collection as a gift for someone?
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nThenabove puns come from the website “Pun of the Day.”nThere are plenty more where they came from! For example, clickn“Funniest Puns and Jokes.”
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nHerenare two more:
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nQ:nWhat do you call a fish with no eyes?
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nA: Anfsh.
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nDon’tnfeed the animals. They are already stuffed.
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