Romance is dead… as is common decency.
This pervert couldn’t resist a drainpipe with that come-to-bed spout.
Mind-boggling footage shows the man cautiously approach the drainpipe, which is attached to someone’s home in China.
He pulls down his trousers, presses his arms against the wall and proceeds to wildly thrust at the inanimate object that is protruding out of the wall.
At one point, he appears to look directly at the CCTV but continues completely unfazed.
The footage first appeared on Chinese social media Weibo, but has since been shared on LiveLeak.com and received more than 118,000 views.
After watching the 55-second video, people have been getting out their best puns.
RaksenVorkine said: ‘It’s not the size of your pipe…’
Followed by Fonsini, who said: ‘The washing machine never got over the fact that he cheated on her.’
Bohica69 added: ‘Well that gives laying some pipe a whole new meaning.’
The location of the incident and identity of the man is yet to be confirmed.
As for the drainpipe… it’s seen better days.
