2010 after-school special Rating: 6/10
Plot: Dwight from The Office loses his wife, and he and his son are having difficulty coping. Dwight grows a beard while his son T.J. obsesses over purchasing the car his mother was killed in from the junkyard. Dad mopes on the couch; T.J. deals with a bully who makes him lick urinals. Enter the titular uninvited guest, a long-haired, tattooed rocker with a scary van and a dirty mouth. He makes a mess of everything.
I’m not sure if the poster is supposed to look like somebody left it in his pants pocket and accidentally sent it to the washing machine or not, but I guess it fits. It’s heavy metal and all, right? This movie and Gordon-Levitt go for attitude over substance, but this movie really felt flat to me, like an after-school special with a whole bunch of cussing.
I kind of liked the titular character, more as a symbol than as an actual flesh-and-blood slacker, but Gordon-Levitt is just a little too sure of himself here, leaning too heavily on the character’s written antics and fuck-filled lines and not giving Hesher any real depth. Sadly, it works, though. The Star Wars trash compactor scene re-enactment is a hilarious bit of frantic genius. I also really liked the “on one condition” flatulence bit, something I might borrow for my personal life.
Which might make the point since, as I said, he’s really more of a symbol for this father and child anyway. Rainn Wilson’s not bad in a more dramatic role, but he’s got the same problem as a lot of sitcom stars with very recognizable faces—it’s just hard to take him seriously. The youngster, Devin Brochu, really does a good job in an emotionally tough role. His character is put through quite a bit. He falls off his bicycle at least three times in this movie.
I realize that’s probably a little stuntman, though, unless Devin Brochu is the Tom Cruise of child actors or something. Natalie Portman’s performance is dull, but it might have more to do with her character being pointless. Well, no. She’s actually just not very good here. I didn’t buy that character at all.
Things are just implausible in this, and although the sentiments are nice, I just had too much trouble connecting with these characters and their story in a way that was meaningful.