No matter how many times you watch it, it never improves, but the spectacular camp value increases. Heroic Keiron Moore! Screaming Janette Scott! Boring Howard Keel! Phillip Yordan getting one of his front-job pay cheques! Doctor Who’s granddaughter being eaten by giant mobile parsnips! I love how everyone’s blind,
but the villainous mob of French convicts somehow dig up a whole bunch of women who can see and who are also really hot, and force them to dance! Dance! Dance!
