The ‘60s had Bette Davis and Joan Crawford in Baby Jane. We have Sharon Stone and Demi Moore.
Freddy Rodriguez is cool. But we knew that.
“Alright class. A new exercise for today. It’s 1968, people! I want ethnic political tension. Wow me!”
About an hour in, Larry Fishburne tells Freddy he’s The Chosen One.
Apparently, Ned and Maude Flanders wrote this script whilst working on their fire-prevention play.
Ashton Kutcher playing Billy Freakout is selling “acid” to Roy and Roger Uptight (Shia LaBeouf and Billy Geraghty)
Meanwhile, several Johnny and Judy Squaresvilles are questioning their marriages.
When Joshua Jackson seems like the butchest guy in the room, Alice is definitely in Wonderland.
Bill Macy just tongue-kissed Heather Graham. My eyes!
It only took twenty years for Christian Slater to play a grown-up.
Bill Macy’s watching Heather Graham get dressed. I bet he never complains about the pains of being an actor.
Eek! Gratuitous use of The Moody Blues!
What the fuck has this Susan Hayward film with Otto and Striptease Girl got to do with Bobby Kennedy?
Anthony Hopkins may have come out of retirement, but that doesn’t mean he’s started acting again.
Gack! Gratuitous use of Donovan!
Harry Belafonte is still cool.
Nice to see the director giving his old man some work.
LaBeouf and Geraghty are the best reasons to watch. Yes, their subplot is dumb, but it’s funny.
Lindsay Lohan and Elijah Wood just burn up the screen with their lack of chemistry.
Yargh! Gratuitous use of Simon and Garfunkel!
Yes, I’m sure watching Planet of the Apes on acid is great. In fact, why don’t we watch Planet of the Apes right now?
