July 24 – Tell an Old Joke Day

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nHow many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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nAnswer: How many can you afford?

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nHow many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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nAnswer: It depends on what you want to change it into!

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nWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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nAnswer: To get to the other side.

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nWhy did the chicken cross the playground?
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nAnswer: To get to the other slide!

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nWhat’s the difference between a tuna, some glue, and a piano?
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nAnswer: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

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nHuh? What about the glue?

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nAnswer: I knew you’d get stuck on that!

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nWhat’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? 
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nAnswer: I don’t know and I don’t care.

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nHappy Tell an Old Joke Day! 
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nWhether you use one of the old-standards like crossing-the-road jokes, or a stand-alone but funny-at-least-to-you old joke, today’s the day to crack people up or maybe make them groan. E-mail, text, call, or zoom old jokes to friends and family, and hopefully today will be a little lighter and a little smilier for it! 
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Jose Barbosa Day in Puerto Rico  

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nAnniversary of the Founding of Detroit

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nCousins Day

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nChildren’s Day in Vanuatu

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nSimon Bolivar Day

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nAnniversary of the Apollo 11 splashdown

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Pioneer Day in Utah

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nFestival of Santiago in Peru

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nNational Drive-Thru Day

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